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Museum Sarcophagus Joke – Museum Sarcophagus Pun
A class goes on school field trip to a museum. A little boy breaks into a mummy’s sarcophagus (coffin) to take a look inside. After he takes a look he reads about it’s ancient history. He starts to pretend it never happened. The school trip continue on though the museum until a security guard stopped the boy and confronted him about the coffin.
The teacher asks the boy, “Why didn’t you tell someone you broke in to the sarcophagus.” The boy replies, “I didn’t think it would matter, it said it was priceless.’
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