Chuck Norris Halloween Humor

Chuck Norris Halloween humor, jokes, puns.

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to speak braille.

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to cut a knife with butter.

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to speak Thai… in Russian!

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to hear sign language!

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to make onions cry!

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to counted to infinity twice!

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to find the end of a circle!

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to tell a Chuck Norris Halloween Joke!

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to make you turn up to his house with treats!

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to turn a black cat white with fear.

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to share useless Chuck Norris facts!

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is speak in Morse code!

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is turning fire into water!

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is making you think candy corn is delicious!

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is making you believe Halloween is every day!

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is killing the dead again!

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is doing card tricks without cards!

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is teaching you Karate in a second.

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is jumping over the full moon!

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is play the xylophone  with some skeleton ribs!

Chuck Norris’s favorite Halloween trick is to suck the blood out of a vampire.

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