Halloween Party Jokes

Halloween Party Jokes – Halloween Party Puns

Halloweenjokes.com has a huge collection of Halloween jokes that would be great for any Halloween party.

Q: Why didn’t any skeleton get invited to the Halloween party?
A: They are a bunch of no bodies!

Q: Why do ghouls and demons got to Halloween parties together?
A: Because demons are ghouls best friends!

Q: Why was the goblin never invited to a Halloween party?
A: He was a mess eater!

Q: What do sea monsters eat at Halloween parties?
A: Fish and ships!

Q: Why did witches stop having Halloween parties in a cemetery?
A: Everybody kept dying to get in!

Q: Who did Dracula take to the Halloween party?
A: His GHOUL friend!

Q: Why did the teenage ghost Halloween party end so quickly?
A: Mummy and Deadly came home!

Q: how do you greet a ghost at a Halloween party?
A: “How do you boo, sir. How do you boo.”

Q: Why were all the zombies’ saying “no brainssss, no brainssss” at the Halloween party?
A: 13 blonde cheerleaders turn up!

Q: What do goblins and ghosts drink when at a Halloween party?
A: Ghoul-aid!

Q: Where does a ghost find the best jokes for Halloween parties?
A: HalloweenJokes.com!

Q: What food did the cowboy bring to the Halloween party?
A: Whip Screams!

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the Halloween barbecue party?
A: To get a couple of spare ribs!

Q: Why couldn’t the skeleton organize the Halloween party?
A: He was a lazy bones!

Q: Why do the mummy go to the Halloween party?
A: To relax and unwind!

Q: Why did the mummy go to the hip hop Halloween party?
A: She want to wrap!

Q: Where did the ghost like to have Halloween party?
A: The Boo-hamas!

Q: Why did the witch stand up in front of everybody at the Halloween party?
A: She had to give a screech!

Q: Did you have fun at the zombie Halloween party?
A: No, I had a rotten time. Every body tried to bite me!

Q: What happened to the cannibal who was late to the Halloween party?
A: They gave her the cold shoulder!

Q: What did the witch’s watch at the 90’s theme Halloween party?
A: The Hex Files!

Q: How do girl vampires find their prey at Halloween parties!
A: They bats their eyes!

Q: Why did the ghosts have a Halloween party at a bar?
A: For the boos!

Q: Why did the monsters have a Halloween party at a dairy farm?
A: For the fresh Scream!

Q: What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal Halloween party?
A: A BOO-tie!

Q: Did you hear about the ghost that got lost in fog on the way to the Halloween party?
A: He is missting now!

Q: Why is the Halloween dance party in a giant closet this year?
A: It’s the bogey monster event this year!

Q: What do all the best looking ghosts wear to the Halloween party?
A: Mas-scare-a!

Q: At the Halloween party why didn’t the ghost talk to it’s mummy?
A: She was in the living room!

Q: Why did the werewolves have such a great Halloween party?
A: They had funny bones to chew on!

Q: What did the skeleton sing at the Halloween Karaoke party?
A: Bad to the Bone!

Q: What are werewolves favourite Halloween party food?
A: HalloWEINIES!

Q: Did you know the best place to find Halloween party joke?
A: Yes, at halloweenjokes.com!

Q: Why did the baby ghost go to the doctor before the Halloween party?
A: To get a BOOster shot as there going to be some sick little monsters there!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A. He had no body to dance with!

Q: What instrument did the skeleton play at the Halloween party?
A: The Trom-BONE!

Witch Says “Wow getting a Halloween party set up is real pain in the neck.”
Ghost says “I think the vampire arrived early!”

Q: Who was a big hit at the Halloween party?
A: Prank-enstein!

Q: What happen to the sea witch Halloween boat party?
A sea monster ate the ship!

Q: What Halloween dessert do ghost like to eat at here parties?
A: Booberry pies!

Q: Where do Horror writers have Halloween parties?
A cemetery. Thats where they get the plots from!

Q: What food did the scarecrow bring to the Halloween party?
A: Straw-berries!

Q: Why did everyone have neck braces on at the Halloween party?
A: The vampires were invite this year!

Q: How do the little ghost get to the Halloween party?
A: By Boo cycle!

Q: What Halloween party has blood oranges on the table?
A: One with vampires coming!

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