Houses To Avoid When Trick Or Treating!

Here is a funny list of houses to avoid when trick or treating this Halloween!

A house made of food and candy!

A house that has a sign that says ” Free basement tours for life!”

A house that wasn’t there a couple of minutes ago!

A house that is numbered 666.

A house that has a garden full of life like statues of kids in Halloween costumes!

A house that asks you to come in!

A house where the Jack-o-lanterns are singing!

A house where there are zombies are trying to get in!

A house that smells of barbecue bats!

A house that makes you do tricks!

A house where you just saw trick or treaters on the patio vanish!

A house where you mother and father live!

A house that looks like a haunted house!

A house that has a free to move in but never leave sign.

A house that has a giant spider on its roof!

A house that has a witch hanging off the weather vain!

A house that is painted in blood red!

A house where the pool is full of slime!

A house where there is a ghost floating half way through the front door!

A house that is coffin!

A house that is smiling!

A house where there is a head rolling down the front path!

A house where the gate tries to grab you!

A house that tries to follow you up the street!

A house that is full of old farts!

A house that is smaller that you!

A house that has dead birds all over the yard!

A house that has a giant owl statue in the back yard!

A house that looks like it comes from Detroit!

A house which looks like a human skull!

A house which there is slime running down the walls!

A house in the middle of a cemetery!

A house the looks like a handy mans fixer upper!

A house that has a skeleton hand coming out of the front lawn!

A house where there is a whining sound coming from the cellar!

A house that there is a chainsaw on the front deck with blood on it!

A house which has a sign on it. That reads “Happy Halloween Treat or Trickers will be shot!”

A house with a free candy in basement sign on it!

A house that has a cauldron looking pot in the front yard surround by kids Halloween costumes!

A house that has a parking spot for brooms!

A house that asks you to coming inside and stay for a while!

A house that smells like the local meat works!

A house that offer a free cage experience in the basement!

A house that plays music that only the boogeyman would enjoy!

A house that has a noose hanging on the front patio!

A house that has a monster truck in the drive way!

A house with a fat black cat siting on the front porch!

A house where you can here kids calling out for help!

A house that has a van in the front yard from the missing kid news story last night!

A house where the people all seem to have fangs!

A house that even the rats run past!

A house which offers free body parts. But has no driveway!

A house that offers free draining services by Dracula!

A house that offers free baby sitting forever!

A house that even the police avoid!

A house where halloweenjokes.com is written!

A house that a horde of zombies is trying to get in!

A house that has a flock of bats sitting on the fence!

A house where crows die as soon as they land on the roof!

A house where the cockroaches are running from!

A house where there is a skeleton in the rocking chair!

A house where there are five scarecrows in the front yard!

A house where the big bad wolf lives!

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