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Magician Jokes
Magician Jokes
Magician jokes, magician puns are especially popular around Halloween time, but they are funny anytime of the year.
Q: Why don’t ghosts make good magicians?
A: You can see right through their tricks!
Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
Q: Did you hear about the bald magician?
A: He pulled his hare out!
Q: What’s the difference between a zombie and a magician?
A: We both can make a girl disappear but the zombie can’t make them reappear again!
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A labracadabrador!
Q: What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
A: Hare today, gone tomorrow!
Q: What do you call a Magician without magic?
A: Ian!
Q: Did you hear about the magical tractor?
A: It turned into a field!
Q: What do you call a magician on a broomstick?
A: A flying sorcerer!
Q: Did you hear about the magician driving down a street?
A: He turned into a driveway!
Q: Why are there no women magicians?
A: Because we burned them all!
Q: Why was the magician arrested out side the candy store?
A: He had a few Twix up his sleeves!
Q: Where do magicians get their funny puns?
A: Halloweenjokes.com!
Q: What’s the difference between a psychologist and a magician?
A: A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!
Q: Hear about the magician that can turn kids in to ghosts?
A: First he puts them under a sheet!
Q: Do you hear about the magician that was bitten by the zombie?
A: His last trick he turn in to one!
Q: Why do magicians like to do tricks?
A: It pays the bills!
Q: Did you hear about the Magician that turn anything to weigh an ounce?
A: He was the wizard of Oz!
Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow into pasture!
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini!
Q: What does a footballer and a magician have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks!
Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow into pasture!
Q: Why did the magician use sleight of hand in a candy store?
A: So he could put some Twix up his sleeve!
Q: Why did the magician like using trapdoors?
A: It was just a stage he was going through!
Q: How did the Magician make Halloween humor?
A: He he add jokes to Halloween and made Halloween jokes!
Q: Why did the magician say abracadabra after a bad show?
A: He wanted to disappear for ever!
Q: Who did the magician marry?
A: His longtime ghoul friend!
Q: How did the magician get rid of the vampire?
A: He staked it with is wand!
Q: How did the magician create two monsters?
A: He cut one on half!
Q: How did the magician wash his cape?
A: Put in the washing machine!
Q: How did the magician end up with a bad credit?
A: When the magician said take any card the kid took his credit card!
Q: Why did the magician quit doing magic?
A: I wanted to write Halloween jokes instead!
Q: Why did the magician stop doing card tricks?
A: He could only get 10% of the loyal crowd to believe in them!
Q: Did you hear about the magician those car broke down between the harbor and the magic card shop?
A: He was stuck between a dock and a card place!
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate magician do card trick?
A: He was standing on the deck!
Q: How did the magician stop the bull from charging him?
A: He took away his credit card!
Q: Why was the audience member upset with the Magician?
A: He swapped his donor card and credit card around and cost them a arm and a leg!
Q: Why did the magicians wife leave him?
A: An ace of diamond card wasn’t enough!
Q: What did the tired magician do?
A: He sat down for a spell!
Q: What’s the first thing magicians do in the morning?
A: They get up!
Q: What is a magician’s favorite make-up?
A: Vanishing cream!
Q: What happen to the magician that drank the witch’s brew?
A: Hubble, bubble, toilet trouble!
Q: How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Depends on what you want to change it into!
Q: What trick did the magician show when he took off his hat?
A: A receding hare line!
Q: How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
A: One. It’s a tricky question!
Q: How did the magician make the rabbit fly in his show?
A: He add a eagle to it!
Q: What is the poor magician’s rabbit called?
A: Road kill!
Q: How did the magician’s wife know he was cheating on her?
A: There were hares on his head!
Q: How far did the knife throwing magician miss the cute white rabbit?
A: By a hare!
Q: Why did the magician return is hat?
A: There was a hare in it!
Q: Why did the magician take a rabbit to the Halloween dance?
A: Because they are good bouncers!
Q: What happens when a magician puts two rabbits in a hat?
A: 5 come out!
Q: Why do magician hate carrots?
A: They taste like rabbit farts!
Q: What do you call a rabbit that crawls into the magician’s ear?
A: An in grown hare!
Q: Why did the magician buy a treadmill?
A: Because he only wanted to be surrounded by fit bunnies!
Q: Why did the magician dump his blonde girlfriend?
A: He was only into white hares!
Q: What is a magician’s favorite Halloween candy?
A: White rabbits!
Q: Why did the magician do candy tricks?
A: To get the kids snickering!
Q: Why did the magician stop doing bubble gum tricks?
A: His hares kept getting stuck!
Q: Why did the Magician eat rainbow candy before his health exam?
A: So he could past stool with flying colors!
Q: What do magicians call “Feed 100 candies to the kid in the front row trick?)
A: Diabetes!
Q: Did you hear about the magician the feed candy corn to their rabbits?
A: They died!
Q: What is the difference between Halloween candies and a magician?
A: Every one loves candy!
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