Slime Jokes
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Here are some classic Black And White Halloween Joke Cartoons to get some laughs!
Why is a witches face like an old hundred dollar bill?
It’s all Green and Wrinkly!
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Where do witches park their brooms?
Always in front of a haunted house!
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Where does a demon live?
In a hellhole!
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What did the clown say to the zombie that bit his red nose?
That wasn’t a nice jester!
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Why is a Jack-o-Lantern orange?
So you don’t trip over it!
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Why was the vampire called “SWEET”?
He gave everybody kisses instead!
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Why are all haunted houses so dirty?
All the ghosts are dead men!
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What kind of TV do you find in a haunted house?
A wide scream TV!
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Did you hear about the zombie that died?
It choked on a Lifesaver candy!
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What did the mummy say to the zombie?
Stop ragging on me!
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Why is Jack-o-lantern just like Buddha?
They both have an inner light!
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Who put the orange in Halloween?
A Jack-o-lantern!
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Why did the scarecrow stand up comedian fail?
Because all of his jokes were corny!
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What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?
Did you get bitten by a zombie!
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What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!
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Why couldn’t the skeleton just die?
He didn’t have the guts!
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What usually runs in witches families?
Noses!
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Why is cooking kids with cauldrons faster these days?
You don’t have to spend time fattening them up anymore!
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Why is a vampire a good person to take out for meals?
Because he eats necks to nothing!
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What’s a vampire favorite soup?
Scream of tomato!
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Who went into a witch’s den and came out alive?
The Witch!
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How did the ghost say good bye to the vampire?
So long sucker!
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Who’s the fastest witch?
The ones that ride on a vroom stick!
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What makes more noise than an angry witch?
Two angry witches!
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