Halloween Clown Jokes

Halloween Clown Jokes – Halloween Clown Puns

Q: What did the Halloween show lion spit out?
A: The clown

Q: What do you do when attacked by a group clowns?
A: Go for the juggler!

Q: What is the only guy that is willing to fight chuck norms?
A: A clown!

Q: What did the clown say to the zombie that bit is red nose?
A: That wasn’t a nice jester!

Q: Who came up with the idea to dress up as a clown?
A: It was a demon’s idea of funny!

Q: Why don’t monsters eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!

Q: Why did the zombie start laughing when biting the clown?
A: It bit down to the funny bone!

Q: Why did the clown throw a sheet out the window?
A: To see a ghost fly!

Q: How did the clown fight off a hungry zombie?
A: With a rubber chicken!

Q: Who did the clown take to the Halloween party?
A: The arco-BATS!

Q: What did the clown shoot at the zombie?
A: A human cannonball!

Q: Why did the clown go to the witch doctor?
A: Because he was feeling a little funny!

Q: What did the pumpkin say to the clown with the knife?
A: You make me smile!

Q: How did the 33 clowns get to the Halloween party?
A: In their small clown car!

Q: Why did the clown have to go trick or treating?
A: He was only paid peanuts at the circus!

Q: Why did the vampire attack the clown?
A: He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

Q: What do you call a clown that was a chocolate alcoholic?
A: Amine!

Q: Why did the vampire bite the juggler?
A: The clown was juggling blood oranges!

Q: Why don’t clowns work at kids Halloween parties?
A: Halloween and little kids give clowns real nightmares!

Q: When dressing up as a clown for Halloween. What is their biggest fear?
A: Is that no one takes me seriously!

Q: When driving away from a hoard of Zombies the two clowns drove off a cliff?
A: “It’s all good” said the driver “it has air brakes!”

Q: What did the little clown do when he learned that he was going to die?
A: He went into the living room!

Q: Why does a clown use to keep the zombie away?
A: A Hand Buzzer!

Q: How do you the mummy was dressed by a clown?
A: She was wrapped in a multi color chain of silks!

Q: Why was the clown very white?
A: He saw a scary ghost!

Q: Why was the lips of the clown bright red?
A: He just ate from a juggler!

Q: Why did the vampire tell the ghost to stop with the Halloween jokes?
A: Jokes are for clowns you light weight!

Q: The clown was showing a ghost the ‘pull the finger’ trick and then says you try?
A: Ghost replies ” your such a BOO- zo”.

Q: Why did the clown go drinking with a ghost?
A: The ghost really like the boooos!

Q: Where did the clown get it’s Halloween jokes from?
A: From HalloweenJokes.com the best place to enjoy Halloween!

Q: Where do ebook Halloween joke writers (clowns) copy there joke from?
A: Right here at HalloweenJokes.com. (Laugh if you see this off site)

Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on The window at night dressed as a clown it’s all screaming!

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