Yo Mamma Halloween Jokes

Yo Mamma Halloween Jokes

Yo Mamma Halloween Jokes – Yo Mamma Halloween Puns

Some Yo Mamma Halloween jokes to use this Halloween.

On Halloween Yo Mamma was so dirty, she makes 3 year old zombies look clean.

On Halloween Yo Mamma was so ugly, even a blind man wouldn’t make out with her.

On Halloween Yo Mamma is so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

On Halloween Yo Mamma was so smelly, the government made her wear a Biohazard suit.

On Halloween Yo mamma was so greasy, the few zombies that bit her die of a heart attack.

On Halloween Yo momma was so ugly, she scared a black cat white.

On Halloween Yo momma was so ugly, even a vampire couldn’t bite her.

On Halloween Yo mamma was so fat, she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.

On Halloween Yo mamma was so nasty, a zombie smelled her and passed out.

Yo Mamma Halloween Jokes

On Halloween Yo mamma was so stupid, she went to a parking meter, put in a quarter and waited for a gumball to come out.

On Halloween Yo mamma was so big, when she stood up the sun when down.

On Halloween Yo Mamma was so dirty, she has to creep up on the bathwater.

On Halloween Yo Mamma is so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

On Halloween Yo Mamma is so ugly, she “trick or treats” over the phone.

On Halloween Yo Mamma is so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!

On Halloween Yo Mamma was so smelly, that the only treat that was given to her was Disinfectant.

On Halloween Yo mamma was so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.

On Halloween Yo mama teeth were so yellow, traffic slow down when she smiled!

On Halloween Yo mamma was so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

On Halloween Yo mama was so ugly, that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

On Halloween Yo momma was so ugly, she scares the roaches away.

On Halloween Yo mamma was so fat she was floating in the ocean and people thought she was an island.

On Halloween Yo mamma was so nasty, she bit the zombie and kill it.

On Halloween Yo mamma was so stupid, she ate a stick of Old Spice!

On Halloween Yo mamma was so hairy, Bigfoot was taking her picture!

On Halloween Yo Mamma is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with an job application.

On Halloween Yo mamma was so nasty, when I went to your house and said “what’s treats are for Halloween?”, yo mamma put her foot up on the table and said “Corn!”

Yo Mamma Halloween Jokes

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Happy Halloween