Cartoon Pirate Jokes

Cartoon Pirate Jokes – Cartoon Pirate Puns

Cartoon Pirate Joke Number 1

Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was standing on the deck!

Cartoon Pirate Joke Number 2

Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap? So if ship wreaked they can wash themselves ashore!

Cartoon Pirate Joke Number 3

Why are pirates, Pirates? Because they arrrrrrrrrrre!

Cartoon Pirate Joke Number 4

Why does it take so long to learn the alphabet? Because they get stuck at sea!

Cartoon Pirate Joke Number 5

What are pirates afraid of? The darrrrk!

Cartoon Pirate Joke Number 6

Why do pirates like killing zombies so much? They are easy tarrrrrrrrrrrgets!

Cartoon Pirate Jokes 7

Why are pirates costumes the coolest? They just Arrrrrrrrr!

Cartoon Pirate Jokes 8

Why do pirates love Halloween? They get to carrrrrve up some zombies!

Cartoon Pirate Jokes 9

Why don’t pirates go trick or treating on Halloween? They already have all the best booty!

Cartoon Pirate Jokes 10

How did the pirate stop other pirates from hacking him? He used his patch!

Cartoon Pirate Jokes 11

What’s a pirate’s favorite dance song? Gang- Plank Style!

Cartoon Pirate Jokes 12

When is the best time to buy a pirate costume?  When it’s on sail!

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