Kids Halloween Cartoon Jokes
Kids Halloween Cartoon Jokes Kids Halloween cartoon jokes are great for your next laughs at…
Kids Halloween jokes are great for children that are looking to make this year’s Halloween super fun.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
A: Because he had no-body to go with!
Q: Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
A: Bam-BOO!!!
Q: What do you do when you see a ghost?
A: Run away of course!
Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
A: A cockatoo!
Q: Why did the Cyclops close his school?
A: Because he found out he had only one pupil!
Q: What does a ghost keep in its stable?
A: Nightmares!
Q: What kind of streets do ugly zombies live on?
A: Dead-ends!!
Q: What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?
A: The actors get stage fright!
Q: What do skeletons say at the front door?
A: Crick or creak!
Q: Why don’t you eat ghosts?
A: They’ll go right through you!
Q: What’s a vampire’s favourite part of the guitar?
A: The neck!
Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
Q: What Halloween monster has 24 legs, 12 arms and 6 heads?
A: A liar!
Q: What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
A: White Rapper music!
Q: Where do famous movie stars go on Halloween?
A: MaliBOO!
Q: What do you call a skeleton that lies around in its grave all the time?
A: Lazy bones!
Q: What key opens a Haunted House?
A: A spooKEY!
Q: What is the problem with two twin witches?
A: You never know which witch is which!
Q: Who won the zombie war?
A: Nobody, it was dead even!
Q: What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
A: A wide scream TV!
Q: What do you call candy corn?
A: Pumpkin poop!
Q: Why did the skeleton go scuba diving?
A: Because he wanted to get some muscles!
Q: What monster wears the most clothes?
A: A well dressed werewolf!
Q: Why was the little skeleton crying?
A: Because he wanted to be wrapped up like his mummy!
Q: Where does a vampire keep his money?
A: In a blood bank!
Q: Why don’t skeletons play music in a church?
A: They have no organs!
Q: What do you call a mummy eating her Halloween cookies in bed?
A: A crummy mummy!
Q: What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
A: Puffy!
Q: What do you call a nervous green witch?
A: A twitch!
Q: What do you call a dead person in the closet?
A. The 1999 hide-and-go-seek champion!
Q: What kind of person does a mummy take on a date?
A: Any old girl he can dig up!
Q: Why was the big hairy, two-headed monster top of the class in collage?
A: Because two heads are better than one!
Q: What games do bats like to play on Halloween?
A: Anything with a ball!
Q: What time is it when you see costumes, a house, candy and hear trick-or-treat?
A: Halloween!
Q: What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A: A Hallo-weenie!
Q: What did the little ghost say to his mom?
A: I’ve done a little boo boo!
Q: How do ghosts like their chicken?
A: Terror-fried!
Q: How was Frankenstien’s birth?
A: Shocking!
Q: What is a skeleton’s favourite drink?
A: Milk, it’s white and good for your bones!
Q: What do you call a vampire 666 miles from a blood bank?
A: A cab!
Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a zombie?
A: I don’t know, but it doesn’t sound good to me!
Q: Where did the pirate ghost live?
A: The BOO-hamas!
Q: What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A: A mop!
Q: What is Dracula’s favourite fruit?
A: A nectarine!
Q: What happened when the young witch misbehaved?
A: She was sent to her room with her broom!
Q: Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster Halloween party?
A: Because all the kids were a goblin!
Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A: Spook when you’re spoken too!
Q: What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?
A: A chicken sand witch!
Q: How do phantoms travel?
A: Ghost to ghost!
Q: What did the witch say when she fell in the old castle moat?
A: My god! me eels are killing me!
Q: Why was the skeleton scared to cross the road?
A: Because there was a dog on the other side!
Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A: I scream!
Q: What do you get when you cross a mummy with a vampire bat?
A: A flying Band-Aid!
Q: What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth cleaned?
A: The dentist!
Q: When do vampires like horse racing?
A: When it’s neck and neck!
Q: What song do vampires hate?
A: You are my sunshine!
Q: Why doesn’t a witch wear a flat hat?
A: Because there’s no point in it!
Q: What do you read on Halloween?
A: BOO-ks!
Q: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A: Tickle its funny bone!
Q: What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
A: Sherlock Bones!
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite ride?
A: A roller-ghoster1
Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind1
Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A: Watch the board and I’ll go through it again!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A: Because he had no body to go with!
Q: What school subject is a witch good at?
A: Spelling!
Q: Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?
A: A scare center!
Q: What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
A: Fang mail!
Q: Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
A: He was a pain in the neck!
Q: What does a bird say when its Halloween?
A: He tweets a couple of #halloweenjokes!
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